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Journal Entry: Sun Jul 27, 2014, 2:50 PM
Dear :iconaximilifaolan:,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when When I quoted Forrest Gump outside of your office and I saw you  drive over My salt-beef bucket . I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and You ruined my attempts at another world war..
Go milk a cow,
-Shadow 

how to do this
Dear (choose a random person, or tag an unfortunate soul),                             

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7) .I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

  • Mood: Daily Needs

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Current Residence: Nashville tn
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Favourite style of art: Anime
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Favourite cartoon character: L
Personal Quote: Fighting doesn't solve anything...unless your good at it
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nalini-dahlia Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch and for all the faves. ;) Greatly appreciated!
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your welcome ^W^
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KipptheCoon Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ok so thank you for the favorites buT EW THAT ART IS OLD AND GROSS WHY
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Student General Artist
your welcome
i like the picture ^^
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thanks for clicking the star :+fav:
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your welcome
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Thanks so much for the fav! :)
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your welcome 
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Thanks a lot for the fave <3
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Student General Artist
your welcome ^^
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LittleMsArtsy Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you for the watch UuU
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Your welcome ^^
I really like your art!
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CyberpunkPrince Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
='/ why the hell didnt I have you on d-watch before again?... -adds-
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student General Artist
*shrugs* Thanks for the watch though ^^
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np it was overdue xD
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Wacky06 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Hello! Thank you sooo much for the watch :D Llama Emoji 02 (Blush) [V1] Squish Hug 2 -  The Eye Poke 
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student General Artist
your welcome :iconninjaglompplz:
I really like your art ^w^
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Wacky06 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I am really glad you think it in this way :D I hope you will like it in the future too :D
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I'm sure i will
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KitsuGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Here you are my dear! My part of the art trade kitsuguardian.deviantart.com/a…
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you so much!!!! I love it!!!
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frogsfortea Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
hi there!! Thank you so much for the watch!! :glomp:
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TheShadowsStrike Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
your welcome ^^ I love your art!
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frogsfortea Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
:blush:  :heart:
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